Sunday, January 22, 2006

Yawner

The Pittsburgh/Denver game was over by the time Deacon Jones was done threatening us at the beginning of the broadcast ("Watch the game or else."). The Steelers played flawless football and the two key interceptions by "Jake The Snake" Plummer (or as they foreshadowed in the pregame, "No Mistake Jake") sealed the deal.

Started to watch the Carolina/Seattle team and realized I didn't care who won. Maybe it's their butt-ugly uniforms that turned me off. Teal should be outlawed as a color.

You watch what happens. Pittsburgh is doing the Blues Brothers thing: they're on a mission from God to Get One for the Thumb. They will beat the NFC representative in Super Bowl XL in Detroit in two weeks.

By the way, Deacon Jones is 67 years old. He looks like he could still strap on pads and break a QB into tiny little pieces, so let's not bring up his inglorious guest starring roles in The Brady Bunch and Wonder Woman. He might eat us. Alive. He could, ya know.

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