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From the Random Chuck Norris Fact Page.

- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

- As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

- A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.