Tuesday, February 14, 2006

It's a little bit funny

First off, Happy Valentine's Day, with the following conditions found on the internet:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit best wishes for a socially-responsible, non-sexual harassing, non-gender biased, sexually-safe, Valentine's Day, based upon the generally accepted traditional expressions of affection commonly associated with February 14, but not without due respect for other non-traditional expressions of affection, and further, with respect for the expressions of affection of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the greetee.

(By accepting this VALENTINES DAY greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the greeter to actually implement happiness for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the greeter. This greeting is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of a VALENTINES DAY greeting for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this greeting or issuance of a new greeting at the sole discretion of the greeter.)

Welcome to the world of litigation.

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With that behind us...

On Sunday, I told The Bride we were going to get good news this week. There was nothing behind that statement other than a feeling of certainty. Well, we didn't have wait long. This all happened yesterday (Monday) and all of this is OUTSTANDING! news. The Bride and I are very proud.

- Danielle found out that she's going to be published in a short story anthology. This one is devoted to tales of horror, 2000 words or less, and her story is something she wrote when she was fifteen. More details to come down the road.

- Lara did something awesome, too. Western Nevada Community College named 192 students to the fall 2005 Dean's Listin in an article in the Nevada Appeal. Eligible students completed at least 12 credits for the semester with a 3.5 or higher grade point average. One of those fine people is named (*TA DA*) Lara Moore.

- Trina got a job at a local automotive company out on Highway 50. A good friend and former Port of Subs co-worker has been out there for a few months, already got promoted to a new job, and fenagled Trina into her old job. It's full-time and above minimum wage. This was on top of the sales bonuses her boss handed her yesterday.

- The Bride has yet another job interview today, this time with the Nevada Department of Taxation. She's getting a lot of practice, at the very least.

- Edit: I have a job interview with DMV next week in their research department. This could be good.

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A quick thing about VP Cheney and the shooting incident, and this is aimed (pun intended) at the media: get off their back.

It was a simple accident that happens hundreds of times a year during hunting season and Dick Cheney is probably feeling pretty bad about it. Yes, he broke a hunting rule and he didn't have a $7 hunting stamp. The media, still suffering under the legitimate criticism that they screwed up the WMD and Iraqi war investigations, have jumped all over this like it's Watergate.

Yes, it took over 20 hours before the story on the shooting was released. Big deal. They wanted the victim to get treatment and they want to get their facts straight. Get a grip, ladies and gentlemen of the media. We people out here in the "real" world probably have the right perspective on this and, if anything, the accident makes the VP look more human. You people are going to look like idiots if you keep going this way. Let's focus on important stories, guys.

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Aunt Lily is in our thoughts this morning as she goes see a medical minion today.

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