Monday, January 16, 2006

Got my Snark on today.

Came up with a new nickname for a group of folks today:

Santa Clauses: Gymrats that come out of hibernation every January with dedication and fire in their eyes. These warriors resolve to lose weight and get in shape or be damned. They wear inappropriate clothes (ie: clothes that fit 20 pounds ago), neglect to wipe down the machines when they are done, and take up three lockers.

They usually return to their year-long nap sometime in February.


And, Sir, before you risk exploding your heart at the local exercise joint, may I suggest you take your blood pressure medicine first? The act of changing clothes in the locker room should not get you out of breath and red in the face. For the love of God, quit smoking and/or hanging around smokers, too.

Distance: 5.05 miles
Time: 20:00 minutes
345 calories burned

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