It's 1 AM Somewhere - That Would be Right Now

Staying up late...just because. I took the week off and am now pretending that I don't have a bedtime. I'm not tired. Really.

Randomly sampling blogs on Blogger and seeing all happiness out there from the holidays. Lots of cute kids and babies, and the American belief in consumerism is alive and well. It is the fuel that feeds the fire of the Greatest Nation in the History of Mankind.

And you have to be darn careful when sampling blogs because one out of ten will drop some unfriendly software on your PC. I installed a lot of spyware protection on the laptop, so the worst that happens is the darn thing freezes up when trying to repel boarders. It's a small price to pay.

Speaking of which, there are millions of us out there, trapped in a demon cycle of yummy-type calories and empty promises to ourselves. Pass the celery and try not to look down upon us too much. (God, I have got to buy some cajones.)

Among this year's gifts was season two of Scrubs, a medical show with a twisted sense of humor. Bob the Blog says it's worth five cherry pies, my highest rating. Check it out.

Finally found out what happens at Band Camp. I will never, ever speak or hear of it again. Ever.