Mustang Sally

My butt is dragging all the way to the floor from spending much of the day sitting on it in beautiful Mustang, Nevada. Spent time finagling and picking professional football players which I will use to totally devastate rest of the league. Ah, the preseason: everyone has a perfect record and no one is a loser. Except for my opponents. They just don't know it, yet. :-)

It was a fairly well-behaved draft, with only one or two noses out of joint. I ran the internet conference room for the owners who could not appear, which is funny since I can't hear worth crap, so I had to use some imagination in the name spelling (look at the name of the first RB below). And it turns out I screwed up by picking an extra tight end and not having enough wide receivers (note to the daughters: get your mind out of the gutter). David Givens will probably have to go but that's no loss. Nevertheless, in the interim:

Introducing Your 2005 Madison Wolverines:

Quarterbacks:
David Carr, Houston Texans
Drew Brees, San Diego

Running Backs:
Obafemi Ayanbadejo, Arizona Cardinals
Edgarrin James, Indianapolis Colts
Priest Holmes, Kansas City Chiefs
Moe Williams, Minnesota Vikings

Wide Receivers:
Andre Johnson, Houston Texans
Keyshawn Johnson, Dallas Cowboys
Eddie Kennison, Kansas City Chiefs

Tight Ends:
Eric Johnson, San Francisco 49ers
Jermaine Wiggins, Minnesota Viking
David Givens, New England Patriots

Kickers:
Jay Feeley, New York Giants
Jason Hanson, Detroit Lions

Defense/Special Teams:
Green Bay Packers
New York Jets

Edit: You just know without a doubt this dude probably said, "Paint? What paint?", when he was busted.