Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must remember to carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You can get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share with a bunch of idiots who pee on the seats.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. (Sometimes conjugal!)
AT WORK: Personal calls/visits are frowned upon.

IN PRISON: The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.


Distance: 7.11 miles
Time: 30:00 minutes
457 calories burned
248.5 pounds