"Real" Newspaper Ads (ftWWW)

- 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.

- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

- Vacation special: Have your house exterminated.

- Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.

- Illiterate? Write today for free help.

- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

- Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

- Stock up and save. Limit: one.

- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

- Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.

- For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

[And a Carson City motel used to have this sign:
"WE BEAT EVERYONE!"]