Happy Monday-ish. Nicely toasted fm yesterday's ballgame. Go Carpe Diem, Y'all!

An Ethnic Joke http://ping.fm/5r8kA

Watched Clint Eastwood's "Hereafter" & remembered few people in Hollywood treat their audience like him: with respect & intelligence

in case the Rapture is Saturday, i'm glad @strdncr5 & I had these 30 yrs together & hope we don't spend eternity apart

happy mommy's day to all you muthas

For the daughters who are huge Hugh Jackman fans (link to SF Chron) http://ping.fm/DUpBy

Hardcore media rule: extremists always the microphone b/c their quotes sell papers & get ratings (ref: "birthers", "deathers" & FoxNews)

tough gangsta-type teenager + hoodie fm da hood + chevy family van w mommy in passenger seat = kid w learners permit hoping no one sees them

Was worried when I saw Yahoo News issued 52 news flashes overnight; 51 of them were about the Royal Wedding #BackToSleep

Nice try, Mr President, but facts/testimony/videotape/stone tablets will never open minds that are closed to facts

Furloughs are Big Brother plots to either minimize the damage or compress 8 hrs of hilarity into 4 hrs of chaos

good morning & happy 6-month birthday to the bestest grandson Julian #FutureLordAndMasterOfUsAll

Reminder: Planting flowers in NV this time of year is a joke (high in the 40s tomorrow). Wait until May...maybe.

flat tire changed, knuckles skinned, grease everywhere, & da #Cubs are on #BigWin

Tell ya what: I'll try out Second Life when I'm done Bending, Folding, & Spindling my First Life #GoOutsideTomorrowHuh

lunchtime post: who y'all like this November weather?

Being home sick as a kid: TV, snacks & games. Being home sick as an adult: worshiping the porcelain gods #SucksBeingGrownup

i did my share of namecalling in the 3rd grade. Some folks never left the 3rd grade & never gave up namecalling #Unfollow #Block #Unfriend

good night, sleep tight, and pleasant dreams to you...

gathering votes to restart Monday - can't seem to do jack right