in other news, feeling a little toasted around the neck fm the ride in 80-something degree sunshine - sunburn in March?

good morning & happy birthday to Gomez Addams (#snapsnap) & father of a Hobbit: the most excellent John Astin is 81 today

i just described my book-writing relations & me as "The Addams Family of Literary World" - i should write that down somewhere... #SnapSnap

On IMDB: "SuckerPunch" at the top, Elizabeth Taylor at the bottom; what a difference; she was all class even as a teenager

Another great day in service to the fine citizens of NV. Love us or hate us, you've gone fine people working for you, folks #nvleg

Dear Colonel Gaddafi of Libya: 110+ Tomahawk Missiles > Your Dumb Ass. Sincerely, The World's Real BAMFs

if anyone is looking for The Bride (@strdncr5), she has to stay in bed - short paroles allowed

i often acuse the media for overreacting/overstating ("bleeds, it leads") but you can't overreact to Japan's nuclear disaster; prayer time

Please note the following in the ship's log: Spring Forward still sucks

Japan & Libya... @NFL @NFLPA: take in down a few notches. how many people are dying b/c of your dispute?

We used to live in Tokyo - our thoughts & prayers to our former neighbors & to all affected by this horrible tragedy

Nexflix comrades: "Ip Man" is streaming and is a serious kickass movie - recommended

Carson City Sheriffs Office's mug shot of the day - get ready to guffaw & chortle http://ping.fm/ZJXNO

"14 critical updates" - maybe i need to turn this PC on more than once a quarter... #slackerdasial

how desperate am i for some baseball? considering a one-month subscription to mlb.tv - hardcore stupid, yes, but the itching is bad

Millions watch #CharlieSheen implode & do nothing except laugh. Imagine what millions could do if they tried to help #WeCanDoBetter

Corey Haim & the #oscars "In Memoriam": if he'd been included but they used Feldman's pictures by mistake, who'd know the difference?

i've finally hacked myself free fm the giant rock known as the #oscars #127HoursJokesNeverGetOld

i wear the same hearing aid as Carl Fredricksen in "Up"...& i got the same sexy downtown vibe too #LivingInMyOwnWorld

And across the country, there were a million spontaneous ovulations. http://ping.fm/WysMb