Corey Haim & the #oscars "In Memoriam": if he'd been included but they used Feldman's pictures by mistake, who'd know the difference?

i've finally hacked myself free fm the giant rock known as the #oscars #127HoursJokesNeverGetOld

i wear the same hearing aid as Carl Fredricksen in "Up"...& i got the same sexy downtown vibe too #LivingInMyOwnWorld

And across the country, there were a million spontaneous ovulations. http://ping.fm/WysMb

2-4 inches of snow & local school districts go nuts closing/delaying...except Carson City: normal operating hours #WeStillDaMan

there's very few horrible things in the world that #Archer can't make worse - so twisted

lunchtime post: winter is back which is odd, being february and everything - why isn't it 70 & sunny out?

why are you still awake? go crawl into bed - good night, everyone

tuesday? seriously? memo skipped my desk

here's hoping Junior returns to NASCAR relevancy today in Daytona - safe ride, everyone

newest addition to the list of movies i will "stop and watch": District 9 (Save Wikus!)

more than ever, i wish i was going to spring training but gotta be here for lots of reasons #WaitTillNextYear

at lunch & thinking i'm fighting the "Julian Cold Bug" now - my grandson is so awesome, he can infect people in other counties

dear everyone: please drive careful and slow, *especially* the out-of-town legislators #nvleg

at lunch & cussing the weather forecast: rain &/or snow until Sunday http://ping.fm/yYkz4 #welcomebackwinter

nearly our 29th Valentine's Day, this I've learned what women really want fm men: 1. Shut up. 2. Shut up. 3. Rub her back (and feet).

hitting the road to spend the day on the beautiful Nevada campus - the place is interwoven in our family history #icantquityou

all chaos aside, sometimes all i need is a good cup of coffee to get things on track

hearings aids, home network & now the TV - my anti-electronic mutant powers are emerging - bad news for an IT guy #typewriterrepairman

Can't hear today. Dunno if it's the hearing aids or me. People at work are writing on tablets to communicate. Where's the silver lining?

back in the office - looking around - everything seems normal - we are one efficient, well-oiled piece of machinery here

another sick day - would so rather be at work (which proves i need another sick day...)

good morning & good luck to the NV Legislature. hard decisions to make in the next 120 days (please: *only* 120 days tyvm)

mellow day here in Casa de Chaos - hope the same for you

did the Stieg Larsson "Girl" trilogy. The films held up well against the books; in both, the first was the best & the rest were just OK

internet can shut down; nothing cooler than this http://ping.fm/wx3PJ

spent an hour modifying data in a database only to discover i missed a critical field http://bit.ly/7C6b2K #pushthebutton

look out, citizens of NV: The Bride (@strdncr5) & I are back on the job, working hard for *you*