I rarely recommend a LVRJ piece but this is a good one about Brooklyn's Bernie Schwatrz (you know him by another name) http://ping.fm/fYnUc

HPATDH: Nowhere is Safe http://ping.fm/GeNXz

"The War to End All Wars" ends Sunday - not kidding - talking WW1 here http://ping.fm/QpfdQ

hello, summer - you're late - if you do it again, it will go in your *permanent record*

chess is not a hard game when you're a sh***y player

greeting fm the campus of The University of Nevada - hope y'all are having a great night

good morning and happy saturday

a 490-calorie lunch is not as exciting as it sounds

tuesday - the redheaded stepchild of the week - no fancy nickname & no one ever thanks the Almighty for its existence

good morning - happy saturday - The Bride (@strdncr) is still zonked out - she's not feeling well

LGBT bumper sticker of the year: "if WE can't get married, then YOU can't get divorced"

good morning - back at work - should i get a "don draper" open bar for the office?

good morning - "NFL Week 1: time to overreact" (best sports advice you'll hear this week) #danpatrickshow

never forget

End of an era: the Liberace Museum is closing http://ping.fm/PahWg

good morning - 38F on this fine Furlough Friday morning - hope you have a great one

good morning & it's TGITBFF again (thank God it's thursday before furlough friday); someone turn up the heat, pls

good morning - rumor is that water will fall from the sky later - just a rumor

rt @tick0: Jacking the box drive thru #fail http://ping.fm/XuwqC no JitB today, kids - sorry

Interesting times in Cartoon City - CCSO parked across the street w flashers all night - deputy taking pix of neighbor's van - wth?

dear drunk twitters, step away fm the keyboard; ur witty & wise tweets are neither & they're beyond sober comprehension

By this time tomorrow, we'll have a new member of the family: welcome to our new cousin-in-law Marissa!

took annual & started the weekend early - saw one of the daughters' pregnant friends - i remember back when...

TGIFBA3DW - TGIF before a 3-day weekend - nice! y'all have a great day

good morning - we're back in the 90s today - summer will hang around a little bit longer

good morning - happy first day of the "burr" months (septem'ber', octo'ber', novem'ber', decem'ber) - have a great one