perhaps the best baseball porn name is going to the bigs: the #athletics call up RHP Boof Bonser from AAA

good morning - The Bride (@strdncr5) is still zonked out after our party & fireworks with #aceball - great times last night

hitting the road to see *your* Reno Aces...and it's fireworks night! TTFN

good morning - work first then baseball - my priorities are messed up

good morning; pls be safe: say nothing bad in an unprotected social network that will come back to you in real life: think before you vent

good morning! first day back from vacation - wish i was watching a ballgame instead

good morning - last vacation day - hope you're having a good day, too

The State of Florida exhales simultaneously - congrats to Matt Garza for throwing the Rays' 1st no hitter in team history tonight

it is pouring outside - no lightning, please!

we be home after a long weekend in the Bay Area - ready to take a nap now...

good morning - we're heading to breakfast and home this morning - great birthday weekend!

good morning, all - we're heading across the bridge this morning to San Francisco - more pics on the way

Sincere thanks to Aunt Elaine & Uncle Mike for a perfect birthday day: we drove the Berkeley Hills & caught a great A's game - Nice!

we're in Berkeley, vegging - will be seeing A's and White Sox tonight - Go A's!

furlough friday & hitting the road for berkeley this morning - wonder if we'll run into anyone we know?

Sad day for NV; much respect for Gov Guinn & some melancholy for better times past http://ping.fm/FsMu6

heartfelt condolences to former NV governor Kenny Guinn, passed away this morning fm a heart attack - a good guy who cared about his state

Attn Carson City drivers: there's deer wandering around downtown by the NV State Library & Archives; drive carefully

So many anonymous folks posting vicious comments on well-meaning newspaper sites; freedom of speech means responsible speech #noanonymous

"The Fountain" w Jackman/Weis: when viewing, sobriety is not advised http://ping.fm/y1u5z

about the only thing that can be said about today: "Monday"

good morning - short week ahead as i got a Furlough Friday - diet coke in the IV bottle right now - let's rock

good morning - yesterday's rides plump wore me out so it's yard work today - hear me yawn

back from a long ride - used to be so much easier when i was younger (last year)

good morning - sprinklers on - grass morphing fm a shade of sandy brown to a copperish color - horticulture in a desert

power outage in neighborhood - funny to see no wireless networks online - sunset in a couple of hours - gonna get hot in house

Thanks to the mandated furloughs, Fridays in the building are quiet w no meetings - I can get caught up...almost

how many millions of women are laughing hysterically right now at lame impersonsations of the @oldspice guy?

got a haircut & feel ten degrees cooler - i'm not cool, just cooler

RT @ckanal Careful what you say on Twitter. Here's 13 tweets that got people fired: http://huff.to/cDEr2w

The Bride (@strdncr5) is home sick so y'all will have to behave on your own today - put things back where you found them

bike ridden; farmers market fruit delivered; The Bride @strdncr5 is happy; i can sleep now w/o pillow flattened on face

good morning, all - hump day now

boycotting joe buck games that ain't the world series

Seriously, why are respected & legitimate sports journalists tweeting the home run derby like it's genuine news? #soldoutmuch

Good morning - SL today - heading back to bed soon - hope y'all have a great monday

good morning - Lance crashed again at the TdF this morning but got up & got back in the race - "never give up, never surrender"

good morning bee-you-ti-full Cartoon City - hope you have a great day

Pls welcome Azalea Saunders into the world today; happiness joy & love to her forever (her meeting daddy here) http://ping.fm/jWa60

good morning - #Cleveland Plain Dealer front page today: http://bit.ly/clCKZC via @richarddeitsch (read the small print lower right)

reality ck: while LBJ created unimportant news, a NV family welcomed home their son fm Afghanistan http://bit.ly/b5vjqS #neverforget

good morning, all, and happy birthday to drummer Ringo Starr (70) AKA "luckiest guy alive"

after another day of dedicated service to the Citizens of NV, i'll spend this evening trying to remain awake #shootingforthestars

after a laid-back weekend, ready to attack this stack of paper on my desk - charge! (good morning)

did Doc Brown set his time machine to 2010 or 2015? i'm seeing different years all over the internet

Welcome to Hill Valley, CA, where the urban motor vehicle speed limit is 25 mph (municipal code exception for DeLoreans going 88mph)

neighborhood rednecks are lighting off big fireworks - might have to look for fingers in the lawn in the morning

Out Loud or to yourself, say it like you mean it: God Bless America

happy birthday to awesome daughter Trina (@rahnekat) - may all your dreams come true

if i were not a gentleman of some refinement...aw, how am i kidding? FU, stupid headache!

i got no DSL & going outside turns me into a non-pasty white dude, so here's some other escapism http://ping.fm/LbPC9

rut ruh, shaggy - no lights on our DSL modem - we're cut off from the 21st century...

there's a left4dead level that takes you through disney's haunted mansion...another childhood memory scarred up the internet

Job for ya: "Exposure to dust, allergens, smoke, water, insects, high voltages, asbestos, & radioactive smoke detection possible" http://ping.fm/ziMmQ

Be hoping here that your day and weekend are good ones - and God Bless America

feeling low and slow today - hope y'all have a good one