greatest pizza ever, ev-ah created http://ping.fm/B4Bkm (via @jimmytriana)

today already has a little monday mojo to it - things should get better from here on

too damn hot out there & i still got my winter fat...from 1988

good morning - Cartoon City's three days of spring ended & we got summer today - Fall is really the best season around here

having the post birthday blahs - need chocolate stat

this is just full of FTW: http://ping.fm/bai0t

Happy Birthday to my BFF and soulmate: The Bride (@strdncr5): Practically Awesome in Every Way

waiting for a thoughtful, non-hysterical article on the impact of a hurricane going through the oil-rich waters of the Gulf of Mexico

back fm stumbling around the block - burned five calories while shuffling - very nice out w 10% humidity (maybe)

inhaled another delicious meal prepared by the foine daughter; ready for serious snoozing

good morning & publicly thanking The Bride (@strdncr5) for saving my bacon again. that would be the 10,246th time now

good morning - days getting shorter already

an amazing aerial picture of 1906 San Francisco, post earthquake & it's a BIG pic http://ping.fm/TnLPr

words you thought you would never read in one sentence: Helen Mirren is NSFW (pic gallery) http://ping.fm/c8AQu

so whupped from the ride, my endorphins need endorphins

good morning

good morning and keep your hands where everyone can see them

bad form, @bbcamerica; almost bed & you put on Blade Runner; 200+ yrs later & still passive aggressively punishing us w good late nite TV

"i AM your father!" says al gore to the internet

my dad and JT's great-grandfather http://ping.fm/aVLym

Happy Father's Day to all you fine blokes...& to you finer blokes filling in for absent dads: well done!

finished the chick flick fest & learned: listen, believe, support, truth, foot rubs & don't sweat the small stuff #learnfromthemaster

oh look: Nevada is 3rd & 8th on this year's top 10 political gaffes http://ping.fm/4yFt6

chillaxing after a 14-miler; those rides were so much easier when I was younger, like last year

how do you get EMTs & vultures together in one place? it's easy: #wheneverbobrideshisbike

did a "Father's Day for Normal Families" poll at work; most cool gift for a dad so far: a pipe bender to be given at Sunday's breakfast

good morning, all - hope y'all have a great one

Arrest warrant issued in Vegas for Elvis impersonator (child support); thousands wearing big sunglasses & white jumpsuits to be questioned

good morning - hope y'all stay out of trouble or don't get caught

rain, wind, cold: must be June

Cartoon City high today: 80s; Cartoon City high tomorrow: 60s; what's like to live in a place with normal weather?

reorganized the books on my #kindle into collections & reaffirmed my loyalty to authors who use many, many two-syllable words

monday mania begins early for some folks - not me, though - yay

The Bride (@strdncr5) & I are back in the huzza - did we miss anything?

The Bride (@strdncr5) & i continue to veg - no big plans for tomorrow - sometimes it's okay to not do the "to do" list

back from the memorial service - very nice - Patrick touched many lives in a positive, cheerful way

operation "breakfast in bed for @strdncr5"? mission accomplished

we're having a soft winter here in the Northern Hemisphere...

TGIF - busy weekend ahead

folks becoming unglued when social networks are down: get a life. these sites don't have a cover charge so lighten up a little

spent the morning on the shaded porch w a banjo & mint julip, watching @strdncr5 work & sweat hard in the hot desert sun

good morning - "working on the lawn" is not nearly as exciting as "monday at work" but i'll take it

Blog Post: Mexican Dam (with my first YouTube!): http://ping.fm/HUrne

Fess up: how many couples/family members IM each other when you're in the same house or even the same room?

sure-fire cure for the biking blahs: 12-mile Sunday ride (or Moser's magic "Ash Canyon" bags)

pastry sugar frosting on my bottle of diet coke - surprised existence didn't vanish fm the mixture of matter & anti-matter

Wishing my soulmate a day of orchids & love on our 28th anniversary. thank you for being stupid enough to marry me, @strdncr5

if anyone's seen my biking mojo, could you send it back to me? it certainly wasn't with me today.

geekdom anniversary: 28 years ago today was the theater release of "Star Trek: The Wrath of KKKHHHAAHHNN"

good morning - here's one for @scarfacekesseli http://ping.fm/mwVby

john wooden would've approved of last night's events in detroit: excellence plus a mistake giving way to responsibility & sportsmanship

geek out time: superhero tattoos http://ping.fm/rq08t

bumper sticker on big redneck truck: "IMPEACH THEM ALL!" - dude needs to think through this clever plan

100 forecast high in Las Vegas on Friday? Holy Yuck, Batman

has it been a week since i've scraped the ice off the windshield? maybe...spring?