Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat

various media outlets hinting at agreement implosion at #nvss; Gov at the Leg; still hoping for Saturday adjournment

feeling old and slow this morning

TGIF...& it looks like State of NV employees will be going to 4/10s on July 1 - yay?

good morning, y'all - let's have a rockin' day!

thinking 'sick leave tomorrow' - people at work w flu & i feel yucky; a day of rest will go a long way

calling it a night - i promise to behave - be kind to one another, okay?

it's Special Session day, folks - NV state workers clear their calendars & wait joyously for good news...y'all have a good one

it's official - i shudda stayed home but it looks like i prefer the opportunity of public embarrassment, instead...

good morning - parking lots are icy in Cartoon City - y'all be careful out there, ya hear?

good morning, y'all - hope you're relaxing - chaos returns to Cartoon City on Tuesday

The Bride (@strdncr5) took me out in public & i managed not to embarrass her (not always a sure thing)

need a picker-upper? "hurt locker", "district 9", "zombieland" don't count (z-land is hilarious but armageddon still sux)

good morning - TGIF, y'all

good morning - spring is in the air; pitchers/catchers have reported; why are we inside on this beautiful day?

good morning - today i learn about a GIS app to find the planet i've been living on for most *ahem* all of my life

good morning - back fm a 4-day weekend & ****load of fun waiting for me - thanks, Mr. Mandatory Unpaid Furlough!

having a very good morning here - good company w The Bride (@strdncr5) & a planned walk around Lakeview later

before i head to bed, thinking about how many hours of the #Olympics i will watch; answer...zero

10 miles on the bike, Chinese food, chocolate - pretty good day for a furlough day...

it is nearly perfect outside & there's #kona in the garage calling my name

good morning - almost posted GNR's "knocking on heaven's door" but nah: enough noise out - have a good one

good morning & could i have your attention: puke-green shamrock shakes are back - pls line up in an orderly fashion - tyvm

the simple things: a car that doesn't accelerate suddenly (i got 1), a WS-winning baseball team (never had it), & a help desk that *helps*

good morning & msg to #colts fans: the zebras didn't lose your game - the better team of two great teams won - who dat?

stupid hearing aids - i thought someone said "wheezer" would be performing at halftime, not "geezers"

geez - a gazillion channels and nothi....ooooh, queen latifah! is there a game on or something?

RR's 99th b-day: GOPers, pls create new economic ideas & stop reusing ones fm a guy out of office 20+ yrs (& dead)

bethchabygollywow - what a crappy day - wudda been in the sh***er except for the chili at lunch - yum!

As I shed blubber, I remember The Bride is an all night generator wrapped in stockings and a dress ('wo wo wo ur love is like bad medicine')

iPad vs. a rock: http://ping.fm/4I7q6

good morning - "Sometimes I sleep; Sometimes it's not for days; The people I meet; Always go their separate ways"

"I chose the path of least resistance & have been going downhill ever since" Frank & Ernest; g'nite

good morning - up since 4ish & neglected to say howdy - happy monday, y'all